Here at ThunderCloud we can tell a lot about a person by their favorite sub, drink, or side. We classify this knowledge as trade secrets, but we are relenting just a bit by revealing what your chip choice says about you.
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Miss Vickie’s Sea Salt and Vinegar— Some say you are “salty” like your favorite chip. Yet those same people always stick around and ask you to tell it like it is. Maybe they secretly want to mooch off your beloved chips, too.
Miss Vickie’s Jalapeño— You have heard the phrase “some like it hot,” but that does not begin to describe you. You fantasize about afternoon marathons in the summer, and the Hot Sauce Festival is a warmup for your evening meal. If ThunderCloud put ghost chilies in our subs, you would be the first in line, but until then you are content with your jalapeño chips.
Miss Vickie’s BBQ— As a child, you genuinely thought barbecue sauce was a beverage. You keep on asking us if we can lightly wood-smoke your sandwich before we wrap it up. The chances of that are slim, so for the time being you’ll just keep on grabbing those Miss Vickie’s BBQ chips.
Classic Lays— You are an authentic person, and you find pleasure in things closer to the source. Why mess with something if it is already perfect? When we brought back our classic subs at their 1975 prices for ThunderCloud’s 40th anniversary, you were first in line at the counter with a bag of Classic Lays in tow.
Ruffles— Some of us are made of hardier stuff than others. When you open your chips, you have to be careful not to crush them into a fine powder due to your enormous strength. Ruffles are there for you because no matter how fervently you grab them from the rack, they will be just fine.
Sour Cream & Onion— When you sign up to bring food to the party, your pledged item is always chips and dip. Ingredients like sour cream and green onion outnumber anything else in your fridge. Until ThunderCloud offers subs in a dip form, you are happy to grab some Sour Cream & Onion chips to curb the craving.
Cheetos— Let’s face it, you are a little cheesy. You like to joke around, and your puns are on point. A little Cheeto dust is not going to hold you back, and that is the way you like it.
Baked Regular— You consider yourself a healthy person, but you are not going to flaunt it in other people’s faces. Why should you, since you probably have your bike, rollerblades, or kayak chained up outside. You deserve a chip and you do not feel guilty when you pick the Baked Regulars.
Nacho Doritos— You are all about combinations because you know most things are better together: milk and cookies, Batman and Robin, peanut butter and jelly, Hall and Oates, and you could keep going. For now, you are sticking to the magnificent combo of tortilla chip and nacho flavoring found in Doritos, and that’s how you like it.
Sun Chips Original— Okay, you admit you are a bit of a health nut. At this very moment, there may be farmer’s market produce in your car, home grown fruit in your bag, and germinating beansprouts in your pocket. Still, you are happy to grab a sub and a bag of Sun Chips in addition to your forthcoming harvest.
